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My shoes smell like they’ve been peed on. Also, my left eye looks smaller than my right. What? Like.. why? And my pants don’t fit right, there’s something growing on my head…. yet, im still happy and I feel pretty. I chive on. #thechive #chivette #keepcalmchiveon #mydogsprobabalypeedonmyshoes #toolatenow #ihavesockssoilltakemyshoesoff #amidoingthisright?

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

Honestly

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