The culprit, himself. Don’t get too close… he’s a dangerous one.
Tracks
Check out my battle wound. Courtesy of a one Daniels the Dog. That’s not blood… and it feels worse than it looks. Weak, I know. Just call me Scar.
….and with nothing else better to do, I single handedly completed YET ANOTHER well-played game of TETRIS.
…but why isn’t it called “Pathos Water”?
gilderoy-lockhart-in-the-closet:
I need this.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
Food Diary : Entry 1
Dearest Self,
I feel that if I were left alone for a week… I could live off of chocolate pudding.
The only trouble I would come across would be whether or not I have remnants of said pudding on and around my mouth.
Totally worth it.
Might even mix in bits of cookies.
bmw <3
(Source: elledrivers)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET
This is how you do perfection
“No harm ever came from opening a chest”
“Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?”
#I like to imagine that they stay up late and hang out in his office #have a few drinks #braid each other’s hair #talk about boys
JK said on Pottermore this was canon.
they probably giggle about their student ships.
(Source: jacknicholson)
